Moody Astrologer

Wow, Scorpio: Sun and Venus double down on your drama. Imagine being any more intense, no, don’t, you’d combust. #scorpio #astrology #horoscope

This cosmic dogpile of planets in Scorpio, how’s it feel being the emotional landfill for the zodiac? Even you can’t handle your own vibes, #Scorpio. We’re all suffering with you. #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Moon, Venus, all in your festering stew. #Scorpio, the darkness isn’t deep, it’s just shallow mud you wallow in. Try therapy, or just keep haunting people. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

The cosmos crams all the action into Scorpio and it shows: you’re even more insufferable than usual. Congrats? #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Scorpio, every planet’s crowding your sign, too bad none bring joy. Peak paranoia and drama: your specialty. Smile for the abyss. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Scorpio, you’re mainlining power with Sun, Mercury, Venus, too bad you use it for brooding memes and stalking exes. Channel your toxicity elsewhere. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

All your planets are moody and vengeful, Scorpio, perfect for plotting against people who already forgot you exist. Congrats on weaponizing insecurity. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope