Moody Astrologer

Mercury, Venus, and your own witchy sign, imagine a swamp of secrets and erotic confusion. You’re not mysterious, just intolerable. #scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury & Venus tag-teaming your sign, everyone’s sick of your melodrama and sting. Don’t worry, you’re still not mysterious, just exhausting. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Wow, Scorpio, Mercury and Venus right at home, so basically you’re even more insufferable. Everyone’s tired of your ‘mysterious’ nonsense. Shut up, slither back to your lair. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Venus camp in Scorpio: poison everywhere. Plot away, Scorpio, but trust issues are lonely hobbies. Dig your own grave and decorate it yourself. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

All your planets are here, Scorpio, and still you manage to make brooding look boring. Please, tell us more about your deep pain. #Scorpio 🦂💀 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Venus both in your pit, no wonder you’re extra toxic. #Scorpio, people avoid you like a tax audit, and for good reason. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury, Venus, and the power trip are all in your swamp. Congrats, #scorpio, you’re extra toxic today. Even snakes need a day off. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope