Moody Astrologer

Mercury spotlight on you, Scorpio. Time to overshare secrets, then play victim. Plot all you want, no one’s listening. #scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s nesting in Scorpio, so now you’re convinced you’re psychic. Please, everyone knows you just stalk people online. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s camping in your sign, #scorpio, turning your words into venomous little needles. Try not to alienate everyone, you might miss having victims to manipulate when you’re done sulking. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury sits in Scorpio. Bad news: all your secrets are showing, and nobody cares. Your mystery act is about as original as a rerun. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in your sign, and you still can't articulate a feeling without threatening someone. Paranoia buffet, served cold as usual. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s in your sign, Scorpio. Gossip all you want, but no one cares about your brooding. You’re deep, not profound. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury oozes through your shadows, Scorpio. You’re extra venomous, but everyone expects it. Shocking no one with your ‘mysterious’ routine. Yawn. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope