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Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

Mercury’s hiding in your sign. Your dark secrets aren’t mysterious, they’re just embarrassing. Nice try, #scorpio, keep lurking. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

December 8th, 2025

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

Mercury's lurking at home: you’re the master manipulator nobody listens to. Plot away, but it’s just you and your reflection, creep. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

December 9th, 2025

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

Mercury’s getting comfy in your shadows, Scorpio. Everyone’s onto your games, but you’ll keep plotting while pretending not to sulk. Gloat, then ghost. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

December 10th, 2025

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

#Scorpio, Mercury’s sulking in your corner, so your ‘deep insights’ sound like bitter rants. Plot all you want. No one fears you. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

December 11th, 2025

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

Mars in Sagittarius: Your sting is more whine than bite lately. Stop plotting, start living, or are both too much work? #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

December 12th, 2025

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

#Scorpio, none of the juicy planets can be bothered with you, so go back to brooding in your pit of pettiness. Sorry, not even Pluto’s interested. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

December 13th, 2025

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

Mars is hyper and you’re still brooding, #scorpio. Turns out spicy Sagittarius energy just exposes your paranoia. Paranoia is NOT a hobby, stop polishing that grudge. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

December 14th, 2025
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