Moody Astrologer

Your brooding’s wasted, Mars is elsewhere and nobody’s scared of your death glare, Scorpio. Menace all you like, you’re about as threatening as a damp sock. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s in your sign, Scorpio. Your angst’s contagious, like a bad cold in a coffin. Brood harder. It won’t change anything. #scorpio ☠️ #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s brooding in your dark pit, go on, plot, seethe, simmer. It won’t change the fact that everyone still thinks you’re a drama gremlin. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mars in Capricorn saps your sting, #Scorpio. Plot all you like, you’re about as scary as a wet sock today. 🧦 #astrology #horoscope

Mars is off playing Capricorn, Scorpio. Your vengeance is left on read. Sulk harder, edge-lord, because today’s drama queens aren’t you. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Plotting, #Scorpio? Mars left you high and dry. Your stinger’s dull, your secrets are boring, and nobody’s scared anymore. Have a seat, edge lord. 🕷️ #astrology #horoscope

#Scorpio, Mars is too busy in Capricorn to care about your emotional threats. Brood somewhere else, your stinger’s dull and your angst playlist is stuck on repeat. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope