Moody Astrologer

Scorpio, Mars in Capricorn brings out your plotting side, but you’re outclassed and outgunned. Slink back to your swamp and scheme on your own time. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mars in Capricorn laughs at your drama, Scorpio. For once, your mysterious glare is just constipation from too much bottled rage. Scowl on, detective. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

You think you’re dark and mysterious, #Scorpio? Mars in Capricorn says you’re just brooding in the corner, plotting… nothing. Even your secrets are boring. #astrology #horoscope

Moon & Pluto loiter in Aquarius, your secrets leak faster than your trust issues. Try controlling that, you discount supervillain. #Scorpio #astrology #horoscope

With Mars in deadpan Capricorn, Scorpio, you’ve got the sting of a damp sock. Scheming? Cute. No one’s threatened. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Big, soulful Moon in Pisces? You’ll brood, whine, sting everyone, repeat. Astounding depth, like a toddler’s puddle. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mars left you for colder Capricorn pastures, #Scorpio. I know, betrayal hurts. Practice your death glare in the mirror, someone should suffer, right? #astrology #horoscope