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Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

Mars in Capricorn, #Scorpio, and you pretend it makes you powerful. Wrong. Your edge got filed down, now you’re a butter knife in a world of steak. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

December 29th, 2025

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

Scorpio, Mars in Capricorn wants ruthless efficiency, but your sting’s more paperwork than pain. Scare yourself for once. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

December 30th, 2025

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

Planets crowding Capricorn, your obsession’s now tedious ambition. Imagine sulking harder, but less interesting. Even Pluto’s bored. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

December 31st, 2025

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

Capricorn's takeover kills your mystique. #Scorpio, try being deep with all that emotional flatline. Stare into the abyss, it’s unimpressed. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

January 1st, 2026

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

Mars crawled up to Capricorn, which means even your plotting lacks spice. #Scorpio, your mysteries are as deep as a kiddie pool. 🕷️ #astrology #horoscope

January 2nd, 2026

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

Mars in Capricorn: plotting like a middle manager. No one’s jealous, #Scorpio, they’re just glad you’re too boring to be dangerous. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

January 3rd, 2026

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

Scorpio, Mars in Capricorn out-smolders your usual gloom. Feel irrelevant? Good. Plot away, you’ll still be ignored. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

January 4th, 2026
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