Moody Astrologer

#Taurus, clinging to routine as Capricorn planets rearrange your sorry comfort zone. Venus laughs at your stubbornness while the world rebrands your mediocrity as ‘grounded’. #astrology #horoscope

Venus hanging with cold Capricorn, yeah, Taurus, your ‘stable’ life is so boring even cows are falling asleep. Don’t call it elegance, call it terminal inertia. #Taurus 🥱 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Capricorn? Your comfort zone became a cubicle. Don’t bother chasing pleasures today, #taurus, unless your biggest kink is routine paperwork & loneliness. 💼 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s got Virgos sobbing, but you’re just moping about missed snacks and lost coupons. #Taurus, cling to your comfort blanket, the stars just repossessed your dignity. 🥔 #astrology #horoscope

Hey Taurus, Moon’s moving on but you’re still stuck in neutral, must be comfy in that rut. Behold: another week of nothing accomplished! #Taurus #astrology #horoscope

Hey #Taurus, with your ruler Venus neck-deep in Capricorn with Mars, are you grinding or just a stubborn cow circumnavigating a salt lick? Keep chewing, the miracle isn't coming. #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Capricorn has you acting like luxury on discount, a doormat with delusions of grandeur. Sit down, #Taurus, no one’s buying what you’re selling. 💸 #TryHard #astrology #horoscope