Moody Astrologer

Venus just slipped into Capricorn, like you into delusion. Sorry, #Taurus, hoarding comfort won’t keep you safe. Spoiler: the universe still thinks you’re boring. 🥱 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, Taurus, you’re the emotional equivalent of a cold meatloaf. Blame the Moon, nobody wants your comfort, anyway. #Taurus 🥱 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s lurking in Taurus, huh? You’re even more stubborn than usual. Maybe if you stand still long enough, your problems will sculpt a statue from your laziness. #Taurus 🐂 #astrology #horoscope

With Uranus in your yard and Capricorn Mars crashing your comfort, #Taurus, brace for disappointment, just like every plan you make. 🥀 #astrology #horoscope

Venus, Mars, Mercury all in Capricorn, watch out, #Taurus, your lazy routine's about to get steamrolled. Move or become wallpaper. 🪨 #astrology #horoscope

Moon's in Cancer, but you? Still stuck grazing in the mud. Keep calling laziness ‘self-care,’ #Taurus. That promotion? It's not coming. 🐄 #astrology #horoscope

Taurus, every Capricorn in the cosmos thinks you’re a lazy furniture display. Moon and Jupiter say nap away your ambition. The world thanks you for not showing up. #Taurus 😴 #astrology #horoscope