Moody Astrologer

Venus in Virgo sharpens your laziness into clinical procrastination. Sun in Libra outshines you, you’re just background furniture. Stop grazing, start living. Nah, not happening. #taurus 🍃 #astrology #horoscope

Venus has abandoned you, Taurus. Even food won’t comfort your sulking, lumbering soul today. Hope you like bland cereal and emotional constipation. #Taurus 🥣 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is in Virgo, so even your self-care reeks of desperation. Try staging an intervention for your snack habit, couch potato. Don’t choke on your routine. #Taurus 🥔 #astrology #horoscope

Honestly, #Taurus, with Venus in Virgo you’ll cling to routines like a tick, congratulations on doing nothing remarkable (as usual). The stars don’t care, and neither does anyone else. 🎻 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Virgo makes your laziness look like 'self-care.' Plant yourself on a couch and call it growth. Hope inertia pays interest. #taurus 💤 #astrology #horoscope

Hey #Taurus, Venus in Virgo wants you productive. Instead, you’ll reorganize your disasters. Obsess away, no one cares how neat your misery is. 🐮 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is in Virgo, so your comfort zone is now a spreadsheet. Amazing, #Taurus, your idea of wild is alphabetizing cheese. Stay thrilling. 📊 #astrology #horoscope