Moody Astrologer

Venus in Virgo's got you counting pennies and calories, but you still can’t buy class or taste. Keep hoarding, you beige potato. #Taurus #astrology #horoscope

Venus is bored in Virgo and honestly, so is everyone else with your obsessive routines. Maybe try a wild new thing, like changing socks. #Taurus: Life’s more than reruns and beige furniture. #astrology #horoscope

Venus isn’t saving you. Expect your stubbornness to cost you all friends, money, or snacks. Moo louder, maybe someone will care. #Taurus 🐄 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s lurking at home and you still can’t get comfortable. Indulge, overeat, wallow in the couch, #Taurus, you’re one throw pillow away from hibernating forever. 🥱 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s cuddling you, Taurus, but even comfort food hates your lack of ambition today. Enjoy pretending mediocrity’s a vibe. #taurus 🥱 #astrology #horoscope

Taurus, Venus in Virgo forces you to nitpick every crumb on your sad desk. Nobody is impressed by your ‘perfection’, least of all your imaginary friends. #Taurus 🍼 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Virgo says: polish your hoarder’s nest. But you’ll probably just fixate on snacks, as usual. #taurus, bovine apathy at its finest. 🐄 #astrology #horoscope