Moody Astrologer

Taurus, Venus crawls through Virgo, just like you crawl toward self-improvement but trip over snacks. Your ‘standards’ are as stale as your excuses. #Taurus 🍩 #astrology #horoscope

Wow, Taurus, clinging to your comfort zone while Mars in Scorpio burns the house down? You’re a roast dinner waiting to happen. #Taurus, hope lukewarm mediocrity is your favorite flavor. #astrology #horoscope

Venus is too busy flirting with Libra to save you. Stubborn as ever, Taurus, but don’t worry, your comfort zone can double as a grave. #Taurus #astrology #horoscope

Venus is in Libra, but your sense of style remains ‘potato in a velvet sack.’ Take a nap, Taurus, and dream of a personality. #Taurus #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Libra says ‘refined,’ but you’re still one rung above garden furniture. Relax, #Taurus, life’s not a picnic, and your snacks suck anyway. #astrology #horoscope

Venus cuddles up to Libra, so your luxury cravings hit a new high. Shocking: you’ll overspend on something pointless. Congrats, #Taurus, now your wallet cries too. 💸 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is busy elsewhere, Taurus, so your usual charm smells like sour cheese. Comfort zone or rut? Either way, you're snug as a slug. #Taurus 🐄 #astrology #horoscope