Moody Astrologer

Taurus, Venus is too busy schmoozing in Libra to care about your lazy cravings. Prepare to be bored, broke, and blissfully ignored. #Taurus 💸 #astrology #horoscope

Hey #Taurus, with this Libra overload, even your stubbornness bores you. Mercury in Scorpio says: try a thought that isn’t about snacks or napping for once. Or don’t. Cows gonna cow. 🐄 #astrology #horoscope

Venus lounges in Libra but you still clutch your mediocrity like it’s fine wine. Stop parroting “self-care.” You’re just boring. #Taurus 🍷 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s all brooding, Venus is bored. #taurus, your charm’s expired, like that cheese you refuse to throw out. Stubbornness isn’t a personality. 🧀 #astrology #horoscope

Venus flexes in Libra, but you’re still about as graceful as cold mashed potatoes. Try moving today, no, really, try. Or just nap and call it persistence. #Taurus #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Libra is busy flirting with everyone but you, #taurus. Maybe try personality next time. Being a statue isn’t a career plan. 🏛️ #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Libra wants you to feel pretty, Taurus. Too bad the mirror disagrees. Maybe stay home with snacks? #Taurus 🍩 #astrology #horoscope