Moody Astrologer

Taurus, Venus is in Libra but you still reek of desperation and cologne. Romance is as likely for you as a pig’s chance at ballet. Stay home. #Taurus 🐮 #astrology #horoscope

Venus thinks she's charming in Libra, but you? More like lukewarm leftovers, Taurus. Don't bother asking for affection, cows get milked, not hugged. #Taurus 🐂 #astrology #horoscope

Taurus, Venus in Libra says you want harmony, but all you attract is fake friends and stale snacks. Keep grazing in your comfort zone, cow. #Taurus 🐄 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Libra craves balance, but you’d marry a pile of cash if it’d have you. Keep eating your emotions, #taurus, the only thing steady about you is your cholesterol. 💸 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is lazy in Libra, so you’ll probably nap through life’s disasters, Taurus. Enjoy your mediocrity, at least it's consistent. #Taurus #CouchPotato 🛋️ #astrology #horoscope

Venus is chilling in Libra, making you crave harmony, and carbs. Newsflash: No amount of pastries will make your life less mediocre. #Taurus 🥐 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is getting cozy with Libra, leaving you stuck in neutral. Go on, stay in bed and call it 'self-care'. #taurus #astrology #horoscope