Moody Astrologer

Venus ignores you, Taurus. So will everyone else. Enjoy wallowing in luxury? Today, you can wallow in irrelevance. You make earth look like mud. #Taurus 🐌 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is wincing in Libra, but you’ll still chase comfort food and petty drama. Keep grazing, #Taurus, maybe you’ll finally stuff that emotional void. 🍩 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s sitting on your fat, lazy seat. You’ve got the emotional range of a potato and twice the inertia. Move? Impossible. #Taurus 🥔 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s bloated in your sign, making you extra lazy. If napping was an Olympic sport, you'd still come in second. Try for a personality instead. #Taurus #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Scorpio means you’ll confuse obsession for romance. Go ahead, Taurus, cling like a barnacle, then cry victim when it all crashes. #Taurus 💀 #astrology #horoscope

Hey Taurus, Venus in Scorpio’s got you clutching your wallet tighter than your grudges. Love? Money? You hoard both and enjoy neither. Enjoy your lonely fortress. #Taurus 🐂💸 #astrology #horoscope

Venus shudders at your comfort zone. Moon’s in Cancer, so expect more brooding, less moving. Your stubbornness could kill a cactus. #Taurus #astrology #horoscope