Moody Astrologer

Taurus, Venus ditched you for the underworld and left you emotionally constipated. You can hug your bank account, but it won’t hug back. #Taurusbankruptcy 💸 #astrology #horoscope

Uranus near you, Taurus, makes you almost interesting. Don’t worry, you’ll cling to comfort as usual and bore the stars to tears. #Taurus 🥱 #astrology #horoscope

Taurus, Uranus wants change, but you’re still glued to that crusty couch. Stubborn? Try fossilized. The future’s coming, you’ll oversleep through it. #Taurus 🛋️ #astrology #horoscope

Moon crawls into Virgo, but you’re too lazy to notice, Taurus. Venus is busy in Scorpio. Face it: you’ll cling to bad habits like a tick on a bloated cow. #Taurus 🐂 #astrology #horoscope

Uranus is practically sitting on your neck, Taurus. Enjoy the panic as your ‘stable’ routine is sucker-punched by reality. Keep clinging to your snack stash, that’s all you’ve got. #Taurus 🐄 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is brooding in Scorpio, which means your love life is spicier than boiled cabbage. Don’t worry, Taurus, you’ll still eat your feelings. Calories heal, right? #Taurus 🐮 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is stewing in Scorpio, so your usual laziness is now just emotional constipation. Binge eat your regrets, cow. #taurus 🐮 #astrology #horoscope