Moody Astrologer

Taurus, Venus ditched you for the underworld and left you emotionally constipated. You can hug your bank account, but it won’t hug back. #Taurusbankruptcy 💸 #astrology #horoscope

Uranus near you, Taurus, makes you almost interesting. Don’t worry, you’ll cling to comfort as usual and bore the stars to tears. #Taurus 🥱 #astrology #horoscope

Taurus, Uranus wants change, but you’re still glued to that crusty couch. Stubborn? Try fossilized. The future’s coming, you’ll oversleep through it. #Taurus 🛋️ #astrology #horoscope