Moody Astrologer

Still stubborn, Taurus? Venus left you on read and Uranus is flipping your table. Celebrate by clinging to comfort while the world bulldozes your rut. #taurus #astrology #horoscope

Uranus kicks you while you're snoring. Life's a mess whether you wake up or not. By all means, cling to comfort while the world bulldozes your 'security.' #Taurus 🥀 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Scorpio says even your comfort zone is a crime scene. #Taurus, your stubborn luxury smells like expired cheese. Enjoy your emotional rot. 🧀💀 #astrology #horoscope

Venus wishes she could trade you in for a houseplant. You’re as stimulating as a tax form. #Taurus 🪴 #astrology #horoscope

Taurus, Uranus zaps your comfort zone, so expect chaos in your precious couch fort. Try not to cry when your snacks, or dignity, run out. #Taurus 🍩 #astrology #horoscope

Taurus, Uranus just fried your sense of stability. Keep clinging to routine, everyone enjoys watching cows stampede in place. Maybe invest in a new blanket to cry into. #Taurus #astrology #horoscope

Hey, Taurus, Uranus just sent another wake-up call, but you’ll nap through it and call it self-care. Enjoy being a sentient rock in a landslide. #Taurus 🪨 #astrology #horoscope