Moody Astrologer

Moon in Capricorn stomps all comfort flat. Guess you’ll graze on disappointment today. Sleep in, or just keep pretending your laziness is a virtue. #taurus 🐄 #astrology #horoscope

Uranus twitching in your sign, expect boredom with a lightning bolt of humiliation. Stay still, bull, and enjoy being nature’s doormat. #Taurus 🐂 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is in Scorpio, Taurus, so your stubbornness is less ‘solid rock,’ more ‘swamp muck’, congrats on digging your heels in quicksand. Dull, predictable, and now slightly smellier. #Taurus 🐄 #astrology #horoscope

Your stubbornness meets a surprise Uranus slap. Don't worry, Taurus, you'll still refuse to change, just more loudly. At least your boredom is predictable. #Taurus 🐄 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is festering in Scorpio, Taurus. Good luck seducing anyone, they can smell your desperation all the way from last week. #Taurus #TrySoap #astrology #horoscope

Venus is drowning in Scorpio, so expect your laziness to reach new depths. #Taurus, you’d sleep through an earthquake if carbs were involved. 💤 #astrology #horoscope

With Uranus hanging over you, even your stubbornness feels outdated. Let it go, #taurus, or just moo at the void like usual. 🐮 #astrology #horoscope