Moody Astrologer

Venus fled, Taurus. Wallet light? So's your brain. Just keep eating, numb the dread. The universe isn’t your buffet. #taurus 🥀 #astrology #horoscope

With Uranus frying your comfort zone, Taurus, cling to routine all you want, life’s about to bulldoze your cozy rut. Hope you like chaos. #Taurus #astrology #horoscope

Wow, #taurus, both Moon and Uranus crash in your house. Hope you like earthquakes in your comfort zone. Your routine will be ruined, which is tragic, since it was pathetic to begin with. 🚧 #astrology #horoscope

Moon and Uranus both loitering in Taurus, like two stubborn cows in a field, one’s weeping, one’s flipping the fence. Still won’t move. You’re the pasture. #Taurus 🐄 #astrology #horoscope

Venus wants adventure but you want snacks. Guess you'll spend today glued to the couch judging everyone productive. Hashtag luxury, minus ambition. #Taurus #astrology #horoscope

You crave stability, Taurus, but Uranus is flipping your life like a pancake. Hope you like chaos syrup with that bland routine. #Taurus 🥞 #astrology #horoscope

Venus left you out in the cold, Taurus. All the comfort you crave? Sorry, spend the week clutching your wallet and homemade pie, weeping. #Taurus 🥀 #astrology #horoscope