Moody Astrologer

Venus is bored, and so is everyone else with your stubborn whining. Your comfort zone is now a prison. Netflix won’t call it a ‘spiritual retreat,’ #taurus. 📺 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is off having fancier affairs in Sagittarius, so you’re stuck eating cold leftovers, again. Enjoy mediocrity, lumbering bull. #Taurus 🐄 #astrology #horoscope

Taurus, Uranus is taunting your security blanket. Spoiler: It catches fire. Try adapting, oh, right, you’d rather move a mountain one spoonful at a time. Moo-ve along. #Taurus 🐂 #astrology #horoscope

Hey #Taurus, cling to your comfort zone all you want, Venus is busy vacationing in Sagittarius, so your chances of love or luxury are as dead as your ambitions. 🐂💤 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Sagittarius is sending you a bill: all that comfort eating and Netflix will cost you. Spoiling yourself? You’d eat straw if someone wrapped it in gold. #Taurus 💸 #astrology #horoscope

Hey #Taurus, with Venus cavorting in a sign that isn’t yours, even your snacks taste bland and your bank account mourns. Spend less, sulk more. 🥀 #astrology #horoscope

Hey #taurus, while Venus prances past you, prepare for a lesson: comfort is dead, snacks are stale, and you’re still as animated as a garden gnome. Nap like it’s a personality. 🛋️ #astrology #horoscope