Moody Astrologer

Venus abandons you for hyperactive Sagittarius, no one wants your stale hugs or needy texts today, Taurus. Even your houseplants are plotting to leave. #Taurus 🌿 #astrology #horoscope

Uranus says experiment, but with your stubborn Taurus brain, you’ll just innovate new ways to be boring. Change? Only in sock color. #taurus 🐂 #astrology #horoscope

With Uranus napping in Taurus, your routine's as stale as your personality. Keep clinging to mediocrity, it’s the only thing that won’t abandon you. #Taurus #astrology #horoscope

Hey #Taurus, Uranus is rattling your blissfully slow foundations, you’ll still refuse to change. Moo along, the world will leave you behind anyway. #astrology #horoscope

Taurus, while the heavens rage, you’re busy counting crumbs. Uranus rolls its eyes at your ‘stability’, translation: professional bore. Nothing changes, nobody cares. #Taurus 🐂 #astrology #horoscope

#Taurus, clinging to your routine like it’s a lifeboat, but surprise, Uranus is busy yanking that out from under your feet. Get comfy in chaos, cow. 🚨 #astrology #horoscope

#Taurus, Uranus is rolling its eyes so hard it might sprain an orbit, your quest for comfort will go about as well as a cow tap-dancing. Try staying awake at your own funeral. 💤 #astrology #horoscope