Moody Astrologer

Hey Taurus, with Uranus still frying you and Venus ignoring you, your love life’s more stale than your sock drawer. Enjoy hugging your overpriced crystals. #Taurus 🪨 #astrology #horoscope

Taurus, Uranus just rolled its eyes at your ‘unchanging routine.’ Congratulations: even the planets find you dull. Maybe try moving, your shadow’s getting tired. #Taurus #astrology #horoscope

Stubborn? No, Taurus, Venus says you’re just a decorative boulder, unmoved by progress or logic. Enjoy standing still while everyone waltzes past your snoring ass. #Taurus #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s leaving Aquarius, but you won’t notice, too busy hugging your wallet. Enjoy the Venus freeze, you greedy garden gnome. #Taurus #astrology #horoscope

Taurus, with Venus lost in cold Capricorn, you’re basically an emotional glacier. Send hugs, preferably to yourself, since no one else cares. #Taurus 💤 #astrology #horoscope

Uranus in your dull sign still can’t shock you into originality. Same routine, same blandness. Try blinking, that’s brave for you. #Taurus 😴 #astrology #horoscope

Venus forgot you and Mars is busy bossing Capricorn, hunker down, #Taurus. No, not in the good way. Just sulk and count your dwindling snacks. 🧀 #astrology #horoscope