Moody Astrologer

Venus and Mercury squabbling in Scorpio? All your nitpicking today is less 'helpful' and more 'soul-annihilating.' Congrats, you’re a buzzkill. #virgo 🦠 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Scorpio says even your nagging is creepier than usual. Analyze that, Virgo, while nobody listens. #Virgo 📉 #astrology #horoscope

Virgo, Mercury in Scorpio sharpens your critique to ‘public menace’ level. Newsflash: rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic won’t save you. #Virgo 🗑️ #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Venus are grumpy and so are you. Nitpick away, Virgo, but nobody’s impressed. Your lists are still useless. Declutter your attitude. #Virgo #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s brooding in Scorpio, so your nitpicking hits new lows. Congrats, Virgo: everyone hates you, but they’re too polite to say. #Virgo 📋🔪 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury skulking in Scorpio turns your obsessing into sheer paranoia. #Virgo, nobody cares about your color-coded spreadsheets, except you, nerd. 📉 #astrology #horoscope

Venus and Mercury in Scorpio turn your nagging into outright sabotage. Clutch that spreadsheet, #virgo, nobody’s impressed. 📋 #astrology #horoscope