Moody Astrologer

Mercury’s deep in Scorp land, Virgo. Overanalyze a dust mote today, miss the avalanche. You’re not saving anyone, especially not yourself. #virgo 🦠 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s rolling its eyes at you from the depths of Scorpio. Virgo, analyze this: nobody cares about your color-coded spreadsheets. #Virgo #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Scorpio leaves #virgo brooding. Congratulations, you’ve unlocked ‘overthinking but spicy’ mode, where your criticisms are sharper, but your friends drop like flies. Try being bearably dull. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s off brooding, so you’ll catch every mistake, except your own glaring inadequacy. Nitpick all you want, perfection avoids you like the plague. #Virgo 🕵️‍♂️ #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s in Scorpio, so you’ll overthink everything to death, then resent people for not reading your mind. Amazing, another self-made crisis! #Virgo #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s skulking in Scorpio and you’re more paranoid than usual. Go ahead, alphabetize your anxieties. Spoiler: Still a mess. #Virgo 🧹 #astrology #horoscope

Obsess away, Virgo, Mercury in Scorpio means you’ll notice every flaw but can’t fix a damn thing. Congratulations on achieving Ultimate Uselessness. #Virgo 🧹 #astrology #horoscope