Moody Astrologer

Everything just has to be quick, doesn't it #Aries? Your impatience echoes Saturn's stern stare from fiery Aries. Maybe pause before leaving another wreck behind. 🐏🪐🔥 #ImpulseControlNeeded #astrology #horoscope

Venus graces you, #Taurus, love, comforts, sweets🧁. Rare luck since you're usually unbearable. Don't squander it by eating your troubles away again. 🌸🐂 #TemporaryGrace #astrology #horoscope

Sun’s glaring at YOU, #Gemini, thrilled to cast clarity on your twin-faced duplicity again. Are you misunderstood, or just willingly confusing? 🤔☀️🎭 #TwiceTheTrouble #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Jupiter cozy up close, gossip travels fast, doesn't it, carapace-dweller? Ready to annoy us all with endless mood swings. Again. 🦀🗣️🌊 #DramaIncoming #cancer #astrology #horoscope

Mars flair in #Leo fans your egotistical flames again? Quelle surprise. Look around; pretty lonely up on that pedestal, isn't it, little king? 🦁🔥🙄 #MeMyselfAndI #astrology #horoscope

Typical #Virgo, nitpicking the chaos you're drowning in. Mercury may linger near water, nursemaid, but even it can't teach you how not to suffocate in the details. ❌🌊 #ControlIssues #astrology #horoscope

Still undecided? So very predictable, dear #Libra. Venusian tenderness in Taurus can't even fix your relentless dithering. A fence is no throne, get comfortable. ⚖️😒 #ForeverIndecisive #astrology #horoscope

Feeling misunderstood again #Scorpio? Mars bloodshed in Leo encourages vengeance theatrics and victim complexes. Spare us the gloom, we've seen it all. 🦂🎭😑 #DarkTheater #astrology #horoscope

Pretentious quests fulfill nothing, archer. Jupiter sits pampered in Cancer, tempting indulgent pitstops on your endless 'journey.' Aimless wandering yet again? 🎯🦀🙃 #LostForever#Sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

Moon brings rare comfort, eh tough #Capricorn? Don't get cozy. Reality inevitably crashes back, shattering your fake emotional relinquishments. 🐐🌑❄️#TemporaryComforts #astrology #horoscope

Pluto shaking things up in #Aquarius, but revolutionary you are not. Can't complain progress while hiding safely behind cynical quips. Wake up, time to actually do something. ⚡🌊🙄 #LazyRebel #astrology #horoscope

Yet again after impossible fantasies, dreaming fish-pal? Neptune’s whispers betray you into Aries rush. How tiresomely predictable. Maybe try one foot on solid ground for once. 🐟🌌🥱 #DelusionalAgain #pisces #astrology #horoscope