Moody Astrologer

Mars bargains with Libra’s indecision, while stubborn Saturn invades your sign. Brace yourself, #Aries, today you'll navigate many fools helpfully disguised as friends. 🙄🔥 #TrustNoOne #astrology #horoscope

Well, #Taurus, Venus in Leo has sparked vanity wars. You didn't actually think these superficial smiling idiots cared, did you? Enough vanity mirrors already. 🪞😒 #SorryNotSorry #astrology #horoscope

Congrats #Gemini, Mercury lounges in proud Leo, pumping hot air into that mouth of yours. Promise you won’t suffocate juggling one-too-many pointless conversations. 🎭🤡 #ThinkFirstTalkNever #astrology #horoscope

#Cancer, overprotective Jupiter nesting within you. Are you covering wounds with another tragic sob story? Spare us the drama. 🎻🥱 #TooSensitive #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Venus inflate your brittle pride. Here's a thought, dearest #Leo, try paying attention to someone other than your reflection. Shockingly rewarding. 🔥🦁 #MeMyselfAndI #astrology #horoscope

#Virgo Sun pushes the merciless perfectionism engines full throttle. Kicking yourself over trivialities again? I'll give another reason to groan, life is chaos. Embrace failure. 😒🐜 #NoSuchThingAsPerfect #astrology #horoscope

Marvellous, #Libra, Mars hassles your moon. Is balancing everyone's worthless burdens your idea of happiness? Yet again you'll do absolutely nothing about it. 🙄⚖️#PickADamnSide #astrology #horoscope

What negativity shall you amplify today, tortured #Scorpio? Let nepotistic Neptune tricking through Aries offer poetic disappointments. Life’s unfair. Cry more.🥀🖤 #Boohoo #astrology #horoscope

Adventures again, #Sagittarius? Jupiter offers empty glory serving yourself rather than mindless virtue chasing. Shocker… selfishness is more fulfilling.. .duh! 🤷‍♂️🏹 #SelfishAltruism #astrology #horoscope

#Capricorn, no planets kissing stubborn hooves today. Can't bully stars to unravel life's exhausting idiots any faster. Lord help your depleted patience... or not. 😒🐐#NotToday #astrology #horoscope

Pluto settles in your sign admiring your cold emotionless rhetoric. #Aquarius, perhaps disregarding what's desperately staring you right in the face isn’t actually wisdom. Or is it? 🤖❄️ #EverWhiteless #astrology #horoscope

Fantasy-fueled Neptune lost in angry Aries , tragic distraction-dwelling tale incoming! Oh look, reality #Pisces, better duck…it’s coming to slap that naive face of yours. 🌊👋 #WakeUp #astrology #horoscope