Moody Astrologer

Mars pushes action into your shallow relationships. Congrats Aries, even you can't run from your dramatic mess today. Enjoy your circus, you've earned it. 🎪😒 #Aries #astrology #horoscope

With Venus and Mercury lounging in Leo, you’re insufferably stubborn about a pointless home drama again, Taurus. Maybe stop cuddling your pride so much? 🙄🏡 #Taurus #astrology #horoscope

Your precious Mercury in Leo has plenty to say, Gemini... and exactly none of it interesting. The village idiot has spoken again. Congrats. 🤡😏 #Gemini #astrology #horoscope

Were you expecting Jupiter's protection, Cancer? Oh sweet summer child, for you it just amplifies your whining about finances today. Cry harder. 💸🥱 #CancerProblems #astrology #horoscope

Venus and Mercury spotlight your enormous ego again? Shocking. You're strutting like a spoiled peacock, Leo. Remember, feathers get plucked. 🦚😒 #Leo #astrology #horoscope

Happy birthday, #Virgo, here's yours, a bitter Sun hangover along gut-punching truths from within. Overthink until paralysis, it's among your strong suits! 🎈🥀 #astrology #horoscope

The Moon's moody phase ends in your sign today, Libra. Will your exhausting desire to please everyone finally rest, or find new disaster embraced? 🙃⚖️ #LibraLife #astrology #horoscope

#Scorpio, Mars in fluffy Libra means your quiet plotting soon goes public. Your mystique crumbling into a basic socialer? Embarrassing. 😩🦂 #stung #astrology #horoscope

#Sagittarius, ever think you've announced enough truth bombs for one lifetime? Mercury's mood has you being loud and wrong again! Silence, golden. You, not. 🤫🙉 #ArchersMisfire #astrology #horoscope

Poor #Capricorn once more burdened by visions of grand achievement. Spoiler alert: Saturn is in petty Aries, a harsh reminder you clearly enjoy disappointment. 😂🐐 #ForeverStuck #astrology #horoscope

Congrats #Aquarius! Pluto's now yours, time to reform your delusions of grandeur! Too bad not everyone bows down to your enlightened madness. Stick to basics, genius. 🧠🥱 #astrology #horoscope

Hopeless #Pisces weeping over fairness issues? Mars says good luck depending on unreliable people again, they have yet to learn like you NEVER do. 💧🐟 #VictimCard #astrology #horoscope