Moody Astrologer

Mars whispers conflict ahead; shocking nobody you're ready to charge blindly again. Don't complain when you hit a wall. 🐏🪓 #AriesProblems #astrology #horoscope

Yet another change on your cozy pasture, dear stubborn #Taurus? Venus promises drama and displeasure, stop grazing, start coping. 🐂🎭 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury favors clarity, so maybe you'll finally commit to a decision, ha! Who am I kidding? You'll flip sides again. 🌀🙄 #IndecisiveMuch #Gemini #astrology #horoscope

Surprise, surprise, #Cancer swimming deep in emotional waters, drowning in visions of grandeur from Jupiter. Snap out of the drama, crustacean. 🦀👑 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in #Leo amplifies vanity & drama, nothing new there. Enjoy your spotlight, sooner or later you'll burn yourself. 🦁🔥 #DramaRoyalty #astrology #horoscope

Sun & Mercury overhead, yet you'll still nitpick yourself to misery, #Virgo. Calm down your raging ego; perfect is an illusion. 🌾⚠️ #RealTalk #astrology #horoscope

Mars misaligns scales, #Libra, indecisive now more than ever. Stop pretending it's charming, indecision breeds disaster. ♎️⚔️ #TooLateNow #astrology #horoscope

Saturn brings bitter truths from murky depths today, unsurprisingly your favorite pastime (#Scorpio). Keep stinging, you reap what you sow. 🦂🌑 #astrology #horoscope

Have fun chasing mythical goals under Neptune’s shadow, #Sagittarius. Insert dreamy optimism, remove reality checks. 🏹💫 #BlindOptimist #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s harsh wisdom won't comfort your stubborn head, #Capricorn. Congratulations, once again misery looks amazing on you. ♑⚰️ #astrology #horoscope

Pluto brings another bout of revolutionary urges nobody asked for, #Aquarius. Spare us your monumental visions; they've bored us enough! 💀🎈 #astrology #horoscope

Moon and gloomy Saturn causing floods of self-pity again, #Pisces? Please do swim ashore, everyone's bored of your emotional drowning. 🐟🌊 #EndlesslyVictimized #astrology #horoscope