Moody Astrologer

Moon’s cranked your volume, Aries. Yell louder, maybe someone will care before you explode. Mistake passion for wisdom yet again. Congrats. #aries 🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Venus fled, Taurus. Wallet light? So's your brain. Just keep eating, numb the dread. The universe isn’t your buffet. #taurus 🥀 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s snuggling Scorpio: time for your mouth to dig a pit you can’t talk your way out of, Gemini. Try silence, it might suit you. #gemini 🙃 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s smothering, just like you, Cancer. Cling harder, watch them run faster. Tears are your only hobby now. #cancer 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

Sun’s in Sagittarius, Leo. You’re invisible for once. Try humility, but you’ll fail, you need applause like air. Hold the drama. #leo 🦁 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s deep in Scorp land, Virgo. Overanalyze a dust mote today, miss the avalanche. You’re not saving anyone, especially not yourself. #virgo 🦠 #astrology #horoscope

Venus moved on, Libra. So did your last shred of self-respect. You’ll flirt with disaster, it’s the only thing giving you attention now. #libra 💔 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury spotlight on you, Scorpio. Time to overshare secrets, then play victim. Plot all you want, no one’s listening. #scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Venus, Mars, fireworks, Sag! Burn every bridge for fun. 'Accidentally' offend the world, then blame the cosmos. Clown shoes fit? #sagittarius 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto creeps in, Capricorn. Feel that itch? It’s irrelevance. Another day grinding while everyone ignores your suffering. Boohoo. #capricorn 🧱 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto knocked, Aquarius, but nobody home, just weird ideas. Rebel against the obvious, achieve nothing. At least you’re original. #aquarius 👽 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune say swim deeper, Pisces. Just drown in your own daydreams. Sobbing is free, but therapy isn’t. #pisces 🩸 #astrology #horoscope