Moody Astrologer

Moon in Gemini frazzling your last brain cell, enjoy spewing empty ideas no one asked for. Maybe lose an argument, or just your dignity. #Aries 🐏 #astrology #horoscope

Venus wants adventure but you want snacks. Guess you'll spend today glued to the couch judging everyone productive. Hashtag luxury, minus ambition. #Taurus #astrology #horoscope

Moon in your sign: time to be twice as annoying. Social butterfly? More like gossipy mosquito. Everyone sees through your chatter. #Gemini 🦋 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s blessing you with 'potential', too bad you’ll nap through it. Feelings galore, initiative zero. Go hug your pillow and cry about it. #Cancer #astrology #horoscope

Sun’s off gallivanting in Sagittarius, leaving you attention-starved. Wildly overact your minor setbacks, no one’s buying your drama today. #Leo 🦁 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s in Scorpio, so you’ll overthink everything to death, then resent people for not reading your mind. Amazing, another self-made crisis! #Virgo #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Sag ignites your commitment issues, flee any relationship requiring effort. Choices? Doomed. Balance? LOL. #Libra 🎭 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in your sign, and you still can't articulate a feeling without threatening someone. Paranoia buffet, served cold as usual. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mars, Venus, Sun, your sign’s crowded but your plans still suck. Annoy everyone with ‘wisdom’ while failing basic adulthood. #Sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

Saturn's dragging you through existential sludge. Ambition = pretending you don’t hate everyone at work. Climb your mountain of misery. #Capricorn 🪓 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto baby-steps into your sign. Think you’re a changemaker? Please. You’re as edgy as a rubber spoon. #Aquarius #astrology #horoscope

Neptune + Saturn in your abyss: enjoy another round of delusions, self-pity, and baffled sighs from your friends. Swim in circles, drama guppy. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope