Moody Astrologer

Congrats, #Aries! While your plans burn, Moon in Leo gives you the subtlety of a berserker in ballet. Maybe try not charging headfirst into your own demise today. 🐏 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is in Libra, but your sense of style remains ‘potato in a velvet sack.’ Take a nap, Taurus, and dream of a personality. #Taurus #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Scorpio says your gossip will self-destruct in 3, 2, 1... Hope you like being friendless, #Gemini. Try silent brooding for a change. #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s in Leo, now you crave attention even harder. Sorry, #Cancer, sympathy’s out of stock. Maybe cry into your own drama for once. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

The Moon’s with you, #Leo! Which only means your ego swells to the size of your delusions. Don’t worry, nobody’s watching, except for you (again). #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s deep in Scorpio, so your nitpicking hits new lows. #Virgo, nobody wants your hypercritical breakdown of their breakfast toast today. 🥀 #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Venus in #Libra and you still can’t decide what to wear or who to please. Spoiler: pleasing yourself won’t work either. Enjoy the cosmic indecision. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Mars in #Scorpio: lethal combo for sarcasm, but you’re still one cryptic comment away from total social exile. Try actual honesty (if possible). #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Leo gives you wild ideas, but your execution? Classic #Sagittarius: all bark, no map, lost halfway to glory. Aim anywhere. Not like you’ll hit. #astrology #horoscope

You’re all business until Saturn in Pisces drowns your ambition in existential dread. Too bad, #Capricorn, climb the mountain, slip into the void. #astrology #horoscope

Pluto in #Aquarius stirs your rebel act, but honestly, you’re just reinventing boredom. The world yawns at your next ‘radical’ idea. Nice try, snowflake. #astrology #horoscope

Saturn crashing through you, Neptune fumes nearby, and you're left drowning in daydreams. #Pisces, good luck finding reality without a treasure map. #astrology #horoscope