Moody Astrologer

So Mars is hiding in Scorpio and you’re all bark, no brain. Try not to ruin everything today, #aries, you will, but try. 🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is getting cozy with Libra, leaving you stuck in neutral. Go on, stay in bed and call it 'self-care'. #taurus #astrology #horoscope

Mercury's tripping through Sagittarius, so your mouth’s running faster than your thoughts (again). #gemini Try not to get slapped. #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Pisces soaks up drama, you’re extra weepy and useless, #cancer. Go cry to your plants, maybe they’ll care. 🌧️ #astrology #horoscope

Mars and the Sun both ignore you, #leo. No one’s impressed, stop performing for imaginary crowds. Even your cat’s ashamed. #astrology #horoscope

Pisces Moon muddies your precision. You’ll obsess over details and still mess up. Impressive self-sabotage, #virgo. #astrology #horoscope

Venus is too busy flexing in your sign for you to get anything done, #libra. Your indecision could set clocks back a century. #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Mars in your swamp, a perfect storm of vengeance and paranoia. Whatever you suspect, it’s probably true, #scorpio. But nobody cares. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury tripped into your sign, but your wisdom’s as deep as a kiddie pool. Go shout your ‘truths’, #sagittarius, nobody’s listening. #astrology #horoscope

All this Pisces energy means your grind is pointless today, #capricorn. Try solving real problems, like your personality. 🪨 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune and Pluto hover but you still feel nothing. Tired of being misunderstood? Maybe try having a point, #aquarius. #astrology #horoscope

You’re the Moon’s pampered child, #pisces, cry, dream, repeat. Drown in your own melodrama and call it spiritual awakening. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope