Moody Astrologer

Capricorn planets piled up and you still think charging in works? Try using your head for once, ram. Nobody’s afraid of a sheep in business casual. #Aries 🐏 #astrology #horoscope

Venus and Mars in Capricorn want results, not your endless dithering. Keep chewing cud while the world cashes in. Nice nap, bull. #Taurus #astrology #horoscope

Moon's in Sagittarius, so your mouth runs even faster. Trouble is, Mercury’s all stodgy in Capricorn. Try shutting up, just once. #Gemini #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter's bloated in your sign, but all this Capricorn action steamrolls your feelings. Newsflash: the world doesn’t care. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Capricorn planets laugh at your drama, Leo. Work ethic required, not jazz hands. Nobody worships a lazy lion, darling. #Leo 🦁 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Capricorn’s stricter than you, yet you’re still nitpicking crumbs. Spoiler: Perfection isn’t productivity. #Virgo #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Capricorn’s out for gains, not harmony. Flirt all you want, but no one’s buying what you’re peddling today, pretty face. #Libra #astrology #horoscope

All this grounded Capricorn has you brooding without results. Mars wants action but you’re just sulking in the shadows, as usual. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s in your sign, so emotions run wild, too bad the Capricorn pileup slams you back to reality. Party’s over, centaur. #Sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

Every planet crashing your party, so, what’s your excuse for being so miserable? Even the stars find you insufferable today. #Capricorn 🪓 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto's tiptoeing in. You’re about to be transformed, again. Spoiler: you’re still the weirdo nobody gets. #Aquarius #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune are fighting in your house. Prepare for emotional whiplash, and no, daydreaming won’t save you. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope